Does it matter that the spider ate him with its butt?
$17.95 in 1996, $163 on Amazon today..
Selling my dog-eared Amazing Colossal Episode Guide in 30 years is my retirement plan.
It’s worth 10x what I paid? It’s like I’m a genius or something.
Hey, I’ve got one of these! With this rate of appreciation, I’m going to be rich some day.
Holy shit, I have this book! In a couple of years I will be a millionaire!
(Or I would be if I wanted to sell it. Which I don’t.)
(Maybe not a millionaire.)