It had to be done.
New “Bones” Tonight, and No Matter What Happens…
…I just hope that the little gymnast girl with the face is the murderer.
Just because it would be hilarious.
"We know you killed that man, Little Gymnast Girl! Confess!"
"Damn it, Little Gymnast Girl! That man had a family! People who loved him! Is your heart made of stone?"
"OH GOD, Agent Booth, we just found another body! It’s horrible! Dear lord, this little gymnast is truly the spawn of Satan!"
The other night I made the startling realization that the actor who played Nice Guy Basketball Player from “Player Under Pressure”…
….also did the voice of Gerald from “Hey Arnold!”.
The episode also featured this guy:
Who I mentioned before did the voice of Sid in Toy Story:
And I think that’s pretty funny.
That is all.
Extended Kitchen Scene in "The Woman in White"
- [Parker loses it and gets chili all over his damn self]
- Marianne: I told you it was too spicy! It'll leave a stain!
- Booth: Just like you left this family?!
- Hank: ...
"You burned down the church."
"Wha—I didn’t burn down the church! Where did that come from?"
"Well, Booth, you were in the church, you left the church, and then the church burnt down. Wouldn’t you suppose, as a seasoned detective, that you were potentially responsible for burning down the church?"
"Bones…I did not burn the church down. And besides, I wasn’t the only one in that church. Aldo and Max were there too. They can vouch for me! We lit candles together for your mom!"
"Wait—you allowed my father near an open flame? Booth!"
"What? He liked it! He crossed himself! It was meaningful!"
"He was manipulating you! He probably burnt down the church so he could win the betting pool!"
"Bones—it wasn’t Max, okay."
"Then Aldo? Or the priest? I thought he seemed suspect. I think it was the mustache…"
"It wasn’t any of us. I think—-I think it was your mom."
"…You think it was my mother."
"The thing is, Bones—"
"My mother’s been dead for decades, Booth."
"I know that, Bones. What I’m saying is—I think your mom’s spirit is upset that Max is paying for the wedding with dirty money."
"You’re saying my dead mother is dissatisfied with the cleanliness of those one-hundred dollar bills. So she somehow burned down the church. Despite being dead and having no physical mass or the sentience to either feel moral indignation or to actually, you know, commit arson. She burned down the church. That’s what you’re saying."
"If you look at it from my point of view—"
"If I looked at it from your point of view, I’d be a fool. I trust that you didn’t burn down the church, Booth, but I also trust that my mother didn’t rise from the dead to burn down the church that I was supposed to get married in tomorrow. Even if I did ‘look at it from your point of view’, it seems more logical that she would burn the bag of money my dad brought, or just clean the money itself. My mother was very logical, Booth. She wouldn’t cause so much property damage unless it was truly called for."
"Well, that’s what I think. I mean, not that, exactly, but I think your mom is unhappy with the money Max probably stole from a bank. Dirty money, Bones. Stolen from a bank. Not literally dirty."
"Are people really betting on when we’ll actually get married?"
"Apparently so. I watched two Jeffersonian security guard place bets with Hodgins. Although their bets were extremely impractical. ‘When hell freezes over’ is not a quantifiable amount of time. They’re throwing their money away!"
"God, our friends suck."
[Photos are from Bones Daily]
Can someone name me a season eight/nine episode of “Bones” with Booth and Brennan conversing in a car? Need it for reasons.