"This? Oh, this is Sailor Bob. He’s my friend."
"Why is he…in the interrogation room with us…"
"Because he’s Sailor Bob! He’s my best friend in the whole world, and he wants to know what it’s like to be an FBI agent. Say hello, Sailor Bob."
"Sometimes he gets shy. Sailor Bob was a sailor! With the merchant marines! He once lived on an oil tanker for 3 months off the coast of Busan and no one ever knew until they tried to haul it out of the bay! He came running onto the deck in nothing but his underwear to yell at them! He says it was hilarious. Tell her the story, Sailor Bob!"
"He’s full of great stories! He once met Marlene Dietrich! And he was undercover in post-war Berlin at the time, so it just so happened that he was dressed in drag as Marlene Dietrich too! He said it was the craziest sex he ever had. Tell her, Sailor Bob! Craziest sex ever, right, Sailor Bob?"
"…He does not sound very hilarious, Booth. He doesn’t really sound like anything at all."
"No, he’s a great guy! He can eat fourteen pretzel rods in under a minute! No one can do that, Bones! Except for Sailor Bob. Show her, Sailor Bob."
"How long have you known Sailor Bob, Booth? You’ve never mentioned him before."
"Well…since this morning. We met at the diner? But it feels like I’ve known him forever. Right, Sailor Bob?"
"…You need to join a book club, Booth."
[Photo’s from The David Boreanaz Office]
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