“This is Bernard Shaw. I’m under the table now.”
I’m hiding in my room because my great-aunt has a friend over who smokes like a chimney. And I’m allergic to cigarette smoke, and the smell hit me as soon as I walked into the house. And now my entire face itches like fuck—nose, eyes, ears, everything. I feel sort of bad about not being sociable, but seriously, I can’t stand cigarette smoke. And I’ve just taken so allergy medication, so there’s a good chance I’m going to get pretty loopy very soon.
But I pretty much just posted this because I wanted to use that Bernard Shaw quote. I’m glad he lived that down. He’s actually a pretty cool guy and hell, if I was reporting from Baghdad during Gulf War, I’d probably do nothing but hide under tables.
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- imnotnormalimextraordinarytoo said: UGH that’s awful. Especially because the smell and shit will linger long after your aunt’s friend leaves. I hate cigarette smoke, but I can’t imagine how much worse it is where you are right now. :( Could you go outside for awhile?
- nerdherdhelp said: Oh man, that really sucks :c Cigarette smoke really is horrible, hope you don’t have to put up with the smell for much longer…
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