You should crash at my house with air conditioning. Stay as long as you want take as much cold air as you want. Its free!
I might actually take you up on that. No one I know has actual air conditioning! No kidding, I spent a good amount of time today in my room, topless. (TMI, I know. It had to be said.) Fortunately it’s going to rain tomorrow and only get into the high eighties. But if this is a preview of the rest of the summer—yeah, I’m living on someone’s couch for a few months.
Sorry, man. That sucks. :( I both love this scorching weather, and have A/C at home, so I am a total hypocrite, but I know that it sucks to be so uncomfortable. (And your Scandinavian dream sounds like me when I went to Australia in “winter,” FYI.)
A lot of times, whenever I complain about the heat up here in New York, my old friends from South Carolina will say, you know, “Stop your bitching; it’s 110 degrees here!” But they have central air conditioning, so it’s really not the same. But I saw your post about going for a bike ride, and that’s hard core, man, so I don’t think you’re being hypocritical. In any case, I think I just want a nation/region to declare me to be some sort of god.